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  What outward signs of apostacy are evident in your house?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  if the elders came and inspected your home - what would they find?.

  a casual look around reveals a box of "narnia" tissues on my desk, 12 or 14 non-witness translations of bibles on my shelves, many non approved novels [wifey's] on the reading table, plenty of 'apostate literature', a book or two on meditation, a hypnosis cd for weight loss, prob many toys that are not witness approved in the g-kids room, a half eaten birthday cake, a birthday balloon, xmas wrapping paper in the closet , a couple of r rated movies, music that is not acceptable.. that is just at first blush.

  how is your house?

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  Oh I almost forgot the biggest thing in my house, my wedding photo, my beautiful wife and I standing in front of the priest inside our church, Who would have guessed that a church wedding is apostacy
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  Photos Of Mel Gibson On The Night Of His Arrest

  by Arthur in

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  according to the website http://perezhilton.com these are three photos of mel gibson at a party shortly before being arrested for drunk driving.. take note whatacoincidence: not even mel gibson drinks coffee liqueur.

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  Come on we've all been there, drunk off your ass with some pretty girls, then some stupid cop's ruin your party its just not Kosher!!
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  Meddling mother

  by meems1000 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i've posted a few times on this site but really just like to read the posts.. i wanted to know if anyone can tell me about a book for teens that the dubs have.

  my mother gave it to my 13 year old son and i'm really angry.

  i have made it very clear i want nothing to do with those people and do not want my children exposed to it.

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  Kids, now there's something that you should know about grandma, she drinks a bit, and when she is drunk she, well starts talking about the end of the world, just smile and agree with her, she doesn't mean much harm by it, its just the alcohol talking, don't pay any attention to it.
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  Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped

  by What-A-Coincidence in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.

  you would do me that favor???

  i didn't say that but i thought it.. .

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  Wordly Andre

  Last call for alcohol.
  Last call for your freedom of speech.
  Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
  Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
  It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
  and a jigger of formaldehyde
  from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
  Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.
  
  I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
  Born again with fascist cravings
  Still, you made me president
  
  Human rights will soon go 'way
  I am now your Shah today
  Now I command all of you
  Now you're going to pray in school
  I'll make sure they're Christian too
  
  California Uber alles
  Uber alles California
  
  Ku Klux Klan will control you
  Still you think it's natural
  Nigger knockin' for the master race
  Still you wear the happy face
  
  You closed your eyes, can't happen here
  Alexander Haig is near
  Vietnam won't come back you say
  Join the army or you will pay
  
  California Uber alles
  Uber alles California
  
  Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
  Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
  Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
  Lock your doors. Close your mind.
  It's time for the two-minute warning.
  
  Welcome to 1984
  Are you ready for the third world war?!?
  You too will meet the secret police
  They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece
  
  You'll go quitely to boot camp
  They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
  Don't you worry, it's for a cause
  Feeding global corporations' claws
  
  Die on our brand new poison gas
  El Salvador or Afghanistan
  Making money for President Reagan
  And all the friends of President Reagan
  
  California Uber alles
  Uber alles California

  Dead Kennedys
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  Has anyone had Shingles???

  by mama1119 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hello.... i was in the er last night because apparently i have shingles!!!!!!!!

  the doctor said it is caused by stress, which re-activates the chicken pox virus that lays dormant in your system.

  so i guess i need to learn some stress management skills.

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  I got it once back when I was 23, doctor told me same thing (stress) well he did give me a topical ointment, some pills, it cleared up in about a week. I am sure he knows what meds to give you being pregnant. When I had it someone told me to eat some oranges, to pump up my Vit C.
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  Uninvited--A Wonderful "Witness"

  by Merry Magdalene in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i attended my mother's memorial at the kingdom hall saturday afternoon.

  even with the jw sermon tagged on, my cousin did a lovely service for her.

  there were many jws and non-jws in attendence.

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  At my fathers Memorial service, I was stopped before I walked in the Kingdumb hall by some elder and my uncle, they told me how my fathers service was going to play out, and said that they decieded that there was not going to be anyone allowed to walk up and speak about him. Just one uncle who I know my dad didn't like, went up there and all I heard was Jehovah's witnesses believe in this and that, and nothing really of my dad. I hate HATE JW "Memorials" why not just call it a funeral?? Anyway afterwards at my parents house it was sickening to see that many JW's per square inch, I think they were just thre for the free food. A few of my high school friends came to say goodbye to my dad, I left the house with them and sat down in some cafe talked with them, they felt like my real family.
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  Anyone have the pic?

  by Swamboozled in

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  2. bible

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  anyone have the pic of the society with the christmas tree in the background taken in the 20's?

  thanks in advance.. swam

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  OMG how freaken spooky!

  Remember the end of that movie the Shining? the black and white photos on the wall? I thought I saw Mr. Torrence in that photo!

  REdRuM
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  Antichrist

  by tan in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i watched a history channel show re: the antichrist.

  very interesting with different perspectives for the books of daniel and revelations.

  one thing that really got me thinking...the book of revelations--they state that it may symbolize things that were happening during that period of time...not things to come.

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  Wordly Andre

  By the way I know who the Antichrist is, its Sid

  Right ! now ! ha ha ha ha ha
  
  I am an antichrist
  I am an anarchist
  Dont know what I want but
  I know how to get it
  I wanna destroy the passer by cos i
  
  I wanna be anarchy !
  No dogs body
  
  Anarchy for the u.k its coming sometime and maybe
  I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
  Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos i
  
  I wanna be anarchy !
  In the city
  
  How many ways to get what you want
  I use the best I use the rest
  I use the enemy I use anarchy cos i
  
  I wanna be anarchy !
  The only way to be !
  
  Is this the m.p.l.a
  Or is this the u.d.a
  Or is this the i.r.a
  I thought it was the u.k or just
  Another country
  Another council tenancy
  
  I wanna be an anarchist
  Oh what a name
  Get pissed destroy !
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  Antichrist

  by tan in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i watched a history channel show re: the antichrist.

  very interesting with different perspectives for the books of daniel and revelations.

  one thing that really got me thinking...the book of revelations--they state that it may symbolize things that were happening during that period of time...not things to come.

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  I saw that same program, I think it was very interesting, gave a different view of the book of Rev. even the Greek meaning of Armageddon, I believe it said to mean reveal, so doesn't not mean destruction of the earth but a great reveal. When you take their prospective on the meaning behind the book of Revelations it makes sense I mean Armageddon meaning Reveal and the title of the book Revelations?? The fact that Antichrist is only mentioned in the bible 5 times, I do believe the bible writers did have a lot written about contemporary problems and not prophetic of the worlds end.
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  What Did You LOVE About Being a Jehovah's Witness?

  by Seeker4 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok. minimus had his 'what did you hate about being a jw' thread, so i want to take a different tack on this.

  i'll even start it.

  i loved some of the get-togethers we had.

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  Wordly Andre

  F-F

  I said I was hungry, besides the yolks are worldly, so that is why they are left out. ha ha ha ha

  Ok I already ate my lunch today I had Satanic Chicken, Disfellowshipped Potatoes, and Armageddon Greenbeans oh and for dessert, a demon Donut.